Footie Photoshop Fun: Fernando Torres takes up dentistry

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New Yorked In The Face: Do Not Defecate

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Spotted in Brooklyn. I don’t think Home Depot has a “DO NOT DEFECATE” sign in its stock. I feel bad for the V.F.W. but if it happens so much you have to make a sign, get some stick-on letters for maybe a stencil.

Okay, I’ll admit. I’m the guy they made this sign for.

Rihanna vows to only do selfies with non-endangered ugly animals after Loris Twitter photo incident

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Access Denied: Avoid 9th Street Lift Bridge over Gowanus due to truck slamming into scaffolding

All I ask of my Saturday commute is to walk the streets safely and not have a truck slam into the scaffolding, crushing me with debris. Fortunately, this did not happen to me or anyone else for that matter. If you’re heading from Carroll Gardens to Gowanus tonight, or vice verse, on foot, or by bike, or by car, don’t bother. The lift bridge is shut down completely.

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