Clam Eats Salt 2: Matt Eats Salt

This video was my knee-jerk response to the Clam Eats Salt video:

My YouTube comment: “Scientists will tell you that you should really feel bad for Matt. All that salt is not helping his blood pressure” is in reference to the mini-controversy regarding this video. You see, the Clam is not eating salt, but looking for a way to dig into the sediment as noted here.

Imagine his surprise when he tries to dig into the sea bed only to realize he’s on some dip shit’s kitchen table. If anything, it seems like the salt would just dissolve his clam flesh like a slug. Either way, I’m sure the clam was dinner a few hours later.